swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
am I the only person who says ‘ow’ in surprise even if what happened didn’t remotely hurt me
teachers should name assignments after celebrities to truly motivate us. I mean, “you have to do Tom Hiddleston by Friday” like fuck yes im gonna do him every day until Friday and there will be no such thing as procrasination
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWISTawwwwwww