Jewels I found while studying pre Middle Age art history:
Confused “Why do I have two hands?”
Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside